Neko

Omelette au Fromage

Aug 01
Aug 01
  • doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  • me: tell me thats not sick
  • doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude
Aug 01
dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.
Source

all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.

Source

all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

Aug 01

kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

Aug 01

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

Aug 01

one-billion-years-dungeon:

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

You’ve achieved mega adult. I’m so proud of you.

Aug 01

rift-master:

the-eagle-atarian:

polygenderprincess:

friendly reminder that!! self diagnosis is just as good as a professional diagnosis and saying that it isnt is classist and ableist uwu

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I have cancer. Your post gave me cancer. That is my self diagnosis and will be sending you the million dollar medical bills shortly.

Aug 01

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash grier

Aug 01
Aug 01
badscienceshenanigans:

kbdownie:

beardedchrisevans:

a very important and 100% necessary camera angle

One thing (among many) I like about Joss Whedon, he objectifies both male and female forms in his camera work. A little Natasha tushie gets balanced out with a little Steve tushie.

God bless America

badscienceshenanigans:

kbdownie:

beardedchrisevans:

a very important and 100% necessary camera angle

One thing (among many) I like about Joss Whedon, he objectifies both male and female forms in his camera work. A little Natasha tushie gets balanced out with a little Steve tushie.

God bless America